If

If I was a woman for a day, I'd pay a muscular guy to hold me down and spank me while I struggled uselessly and begged for mercy. Then he'd fuck me all night until I was sore, inside and out.

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Just married

Had to post this one. It's one of my favorite images of all time

Stars

Is your neighbor still er.. disciplining.. her husband?
Yes, last night I heard him yelling for mercy about half an hour after she got home. It seems to happen every Saturday I had my ear to the wall and I came so hard I saw stars
Lovely!  You'll have to have me over next Saturday.
Ok. You bring the popcorn. I'll bring a couple of vibrators.